Cat Ranks

5 out of 5 cats

5/5 cats: Truly excellent beer, must try! Makes you feel like a happy cat lying in the sun with your fluffy belly pointed at the sky to catch the warm rays.

4 out of 5 cats

4/5 cats: Quite good beer, would buy again! Like an excellent headrub when you are very sleepy.

3 out of 5 cats

3/5 cats: Solid choice if more exciting beers are not available. Satisfying as stealing water from an actual glass instead of your boring old bowl.

2 out of 5 cats

2/5 cats: Drinkable, especially if free. The half hour before dinner time when you are convinced it is dinner time but your bowl remains empty.

1 out of 5 cats

1/5 cats: Will quench your thirst if you are truly desperate. A bowl of water with an old piece of food floating in it and slowly disintegrating.

0 out of 5 cats 

0/5 cats: Blech. Hairball.